Fun fact: middle age isn’t a number,
it’s cellulite on the backs of my upper arms,
looking at my legs in yoga class and seeing
the knees of an elephant,
only I’ve stopped going to yoga
and started lifting weights
because my doctor told me I needed to
when she put me on hormone replacement therapy,
because: middle age.
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